"You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it."
– Ted Mosby
WHAT THE SIGNS ARE DOING SINGLE ON VALENTINES DAY:
Aries: Staying in watching classics and mocking romance scenes.
Taurus: Treating themselves to the max. They're very committed to them.
Gemini: Going out with their friends and cringing every time they see a couple
Cancer: Is sad. But after a couple shots it won't even matter. (Don't call your ex Cancer! You can do this!)
Leo: Drinking wine in lingerie as if they don't want a valentine. They do.
Virgo: Mocking relationships and being salty mostly
Libra: "I'm not in love but it's OK because love is great and I love seeing people in love I LOVE LOVE"
Scorpio: Drunk texting the ex and sending some regrettable selfies
Sagittarius: Comes to a party alone, surely doesn't leave that way.
Capricorn: "I literally could not care less" *lowkey longing love*
Aquarius: Forgot about Valentine's Day
Pisces: With their pets or on social media looking at pets. Maybe both
"Damaged people are dangerous. They know how to make hell feel like home."
"Like I don’t want it getting weird again and I don’t wanna fight and I don’t want you shedding tears again. It’s not a big deal, but don’t think I don’t think about you just ‘cause I ain’t spoken about you. I’d ask how you feel but already know I won’t get it out you."
– G-Eazy
